about

 
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Hey, INTERNET!

I’ll keep it short and sweet, because don’t you hate when these things are long with too many obscure, but charmingly relatable, facts? Same.

Born, raised, and school’d in Florida. Now living in Brooklyn and writing copy to pay for it.

Here’s a picture of me with an animal aside from a cat to prove I’m not another copywriter who’s obsessed with them.

Again, I definitely do not like cats. PLEASE refrain from telling me about yours or asking about either of mine.

DO NOT EMAIL ME CAT PICS

OR @ ME IN YOUR CAT PHOTOS